Friday, March 30, 2012

When Girl Farts

OK, we know you are all wondering whether the girl's weight can fart or not? Or rather: when they fart? Because as long as you hold hands with them or sit chatting for hours, they have absolutely no noises or smells of ammonia gas off the results of gastric secretion and friends. Well, that's why today we know you will love the instructions of the world's most important question: when girls fart?
Early in the morning.
Normal and healthy human should, early morning is the time when all the rest of the tract on the previous day will be issued. So if you want your girl fart ngegepin, wrote early in the morning come to his house. Surprise her with breakfast in bed, he would be surprised guaranteed until terkentut-fart.
After eating.
Peratiin deh, girl eat if abis must ask permission to the toilet. Told you in hell would want to pee or clean its teeth. That bener. For some reason girls were a little less skilled in controlling their bladder, so beseran. But, there is a third reason that they ga say to you, which want to fart. Why did they not fart in front of you wrote abis eat? Emang denger and you want to smell it? That was really abis dining tables, still nyanter really smell fried duck or goat soup. So if she said goodbye to the bathroom to pee after eating, allow. Not until he let slip in front of you. Your appetite for the good as well.
Watch a concert.
Outdoor, windy, he's just pake hotpants and tengtop, jumping to the music. Certainly he was beating the thud out of gas in his stomach. Where you denger and kissing is the cypress together the music and the smell of other people do not you monkey. But rest assured, that's when the time where he can fart freely, without guilt or shame. Just try it for fun whispered in her ear 'You said fart huh?' clay how to react.
Suddenly excited.
You are sitting side by side, holding the hand-grip, staring at each other lovingly, slowly but surely towards each other tenderly embrace, uh all of a sudden he said 'Hey I know not cook friend, blah blah blah blah ..' continue to direct the story with thrill, awwwh you must be feeling very cute because he was nervous before your first kiss. Well, actually does not. He again tried to hide the sound of farts. When he felt the smell of farts, then he would be kissing u. True story.
Again fitting BEOL.
Yaeyalah. If he's more into the bathroom and turn on the faucet, well that was when he farts again. Do not believe? Just try it continues to break down the turns of the tap water.
Courtship long time now.
Yaaa, approximately one year after the first, maybe he will open a new question or want to fart fart directly ahead of you. If he is the first of next fart kentat pedekate already lo, possibly two, her son emang cool or ya ga tau aja shame.
Deh so. She's often insecure to view Guys against him, because it's very personal fart why he's so careful to share other people. But believe me, you would prefer to withhold or conceal her farts than Bret Brot vain brat. Real.....!!

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